A Totally Different Killer Pasta 2: The Gertrude Fatbody Chronicles
On August 6th 2015,or some date like that, I don't fucking know, a really stupid CreepyPasta fangirl made a story about a made up killer named Kimmy Harryrottersomian, it was a pile of shit, however, soon after there was a 9/11 call, when the police responed, they found a fat, ugly untalented 12 year old that had killed her parents with a shitty kitchen knife, her name...................was Gertrude Fatbody, this is her tale.
The Short Tale Of Gertude Fatbody.....
"Why'd you do it?" "Was it worth it?" Asked the cop. "MY NAME IS KIMMY HARRYROTTERSOMIAN!!!" The dumb bitch responded.
"No your name is Gertrude, deal with it."
The questioning lasted hours, Gertrude was to stupid of a human being to talk to,however after more than 12 hours in questioning, they finally had the motive.
"I did it...........................BECAUSE I LOVE JEFF THE KILLER!!!!!"
"Oh, that shitty, godforsaken story that people with a lack of brains like?"
"NO, JEFFY POO IS AWESOME AND REAL I KNOW HE'S REAL BECAUSE MY BEST FRIENDS SAID SO!!!11"
"You must not read a lot, would explain your dumbassery and lack of knowledge of real horror, and plus, we read your story, and a video of you fapping to it, I don't know what's more cancerous, that video or your story.
"I WILL USE MY FLAME BREATH TO DEFEAT YOU!111" She bitched.
"We need to understand some facts, Fatbody, this story was made for what main reasons other then because you were in orgasmic love with Jeff The Retar--I Mean.......Yeah Jeff The Retard.
"Because my life was horrible, I was being called stupid and dumb at school, and getting poopy grades, and my parents would do horrible things to me........they said I needed to go on a diet, I WOULD NEVER!!!!!"
"And how does making a shitty revenge fiction help any of that, I think you just did it for attention,like all the other Mary-Sue making shits, and when you found out that your pile of shit story got negative responses, you bitched and complained, killed your own parents, but worst of all, you fapped to your own damn story, tell me, fatbody, what was the fucking point of any of this?
"Uhhhh" She then started to drool all over herself. "BECAUSE I'M THE KILLER IN THE STORY!!! She then pulled out a rusty kitchen knife and tossed it into the cops head. "Fuck." "LELELELEEL NOW I'M GOING TO GO KILL PEOPLE LELEELEL" Gertrude falcon punched the wall and jumped out. "OMG I HAVE AN IDEA" She then CARVED a smile into her face, it started to bleed very much. "YAY NO I'M JUST LIK JEFF THE KILLER!!!"
Then after many hours, SHE FINALLY FOUND JEFF THE KILLER......somehow.
"OH JEFFY POO, IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU!!!"
"GET AWAY FROM ME STUPID BITCH!!!" He stabbed her over and over and over, until she was finally dead, then Jeff tripped and face planted into his own knife.
Thus ends Jeff The Killer and Gertrude Fatbody, the former being a terrible killer, and the latter just another typical fangirl with no brains or regard for real literature....
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